Logistics of a Mass Effect 2 Romance

For both of FemShep's alien romances specifically, I felt that Mordin's entire advice amounted to: "This is a bad idea. No, Seriously. Don't do it......... have fun, Shepard."

Cause I mean, for MaleShep and Tali, it was more like "Well, your end's not the one that's about to get destroyed, so, uh, great."

I love that Bioware has logistics for almost everything. That's what makes the Mass Effect series great. But I still do mourn the loss of my Fanfiction-fantasy-esque "cross species intercourse" love scene. Instead, all I could think about during that scene was "if they kiss, does FemShep have to wash off her lips?"